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Post by satrix on Aug 17, 2017 6:37:14 GMT -5
A place for all jokes, no matter how funny or terrible.
To start things off:
Why do wizards walk funny? Because they have crystal balls.
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Post by ElderGoose on Aug 17, 2017 7:14:03 GMT -5
Why does Santa Claus always have such a stuffed sack? Because he only comes once a year.
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Post by satrix on Aug 18, 2017 4:24:05 GMT -5
Which blood group is most commonly spelt incorrectly? Type O.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 18, 2017 5:19:09 GMT -5
This thread is too good already.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return? A stick.
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Post by v9733xa on Aug 18, 2017 5:27:44 GMT -5
What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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Post by satrix on Aug 18, 2017 19:05:18 GMT -5
What do you call a group of whales playing instruments? An Orca-stra.
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Post by ElderGoose on Aug 18, 2017 19:34:41 GMT -5
What noise does a bunch of grapes make when you step on it? Nothing it just wines.
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Post by ElderGoose on Aug 18, 2017 19:43:52 GMT -5
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye matey.
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Post by satrix on Aug 27, 2017 2:22:00 GMT -5
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice.
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Post by tao on Aug 27, 2017 2:56:32 GMT -5
What's the difference between a joke and a dick? Your mom can't take a joke.
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Post by tao on Aug 27, 2017 2:57:17 GMT -5
Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.
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Post by tao on Aug 27, 2017 3:02:15 GMT -5
One day, a grasshopper comes into a bar, hops up onto the bar itself and asks for some service. The bartender walks up to him, looks at him, does a double take and then looks at him more closely. Finally, he leans on the bar towards the grasshopper and says admirably: "you know, we have a drink named after you." The grasshopper stares back at the bartender and asks, awestruck: " you have a drink named Irving?"
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Post by satrix on Aug 30, 2017 4:08:16 GMT -5
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Post by tyjeck on Aug 30, 2017 10:53:39 GMT -5
How many babies fit in a blender?
Depends how powerful the blender is
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Post by endurance13 on Aug 30, 2017 13:33:04 GMT -5
I like jokes. But jokes about air conditioners?
Not a fan.
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