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Post by Deleted on Aug 30, 2017 22:04:59 GMT -5
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.
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Post by tao on Aug 30, 2017 22:14:01 GMT -5
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on. Whoa! Too steamy there!
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Post by satrix on Sept 1, 2017 7:38:34 GMT -5
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Post by Glitch on Sept 1, 2017 8:50:20 GMT -5
I had a girlfriend that collected magazines.
She had many issues.
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Post by Corvus on Sept 1, 2017 9:17:23 GMT -5
Why did the partially-blind man fall down the well? He could not see that well.
Why did the computer crash? It had a bad driver
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Post by endurance13 on Sept 1, 2017 15:43:37 GMT -5
When Trump borrows 1 million dollars from his dad it's a small loan.
When he donates 1 million dollars to hurricane relief it's a yuuuuuuge contribution.
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Post by trashgrind on Sept 1, 2017 16:01:36 GMT -5
These jokes are so funny i just spit my coffee out. Its chill though it had too meshuggah in it anyways
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Post by tao on Sept 1, 2017 16:13:15 GMT -5
I had a Polish goldfish once. It drowned.
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Post by juggernerd on Sept 1, 2017 17:32:26 GMT -5
What do 9 people out of 10 like ? A collective rape.
Sorry.
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Post by Zeke on Sept 2, 2017 0:43:15 GMT -5
I had a Polish goldfish once. It drowned. I don't get it :-|
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Post by tao on Sept 2, 2017 17:02:44 GMT -5
@ Zeke: This joke utilizes negative stereotypes towards Polish heritage as the punchline; the Polish goldfish drowned, which is a jab at the polish heritage, subliminally inferring the (false) negative stereotype that the Polish are clumsy/stupid. It's the same as if someone told a "drunk Irish" joke. I only told it because: A) I've grown up with this joke for as long as I can remember and I can find the humor in it, just like "drunk Irish" jokes are funny, and B) I'm half Polish as is, so I consider it a form of self deprecating humor. (I do have moments where I truly am frighteningly clumsy, not having thought things through, and more often I'm just plain stupid, with the same reason behind it.) If you found this joke to be offensive to your tastes and morals, I honestly and sincerely apologize. I never meant it to be a deliberate slap in the face of anyone with Polish heritage, and i only posted it in the name of pure fun.
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Post by Zeke on Sept 3, 2017 8:53:19 GMT -5
@ Zeke: This joke utilizes negative stereotypes towards Polish heritage as the punchline; the Polish goldfish drowned, which is a jab at the polish heritage, subliminally inferring the (false) negative stereotype that the Polish are clumsy/stupid. It's the same as if someone told a "drunk Irish" joke. I only told it because: A) I've grown up with this joke for as long as I can remember and I can find the humor in it, just like "drunk Irish" jokes are funny, and B) I'm half Polish as is, so I consider it a form of self deprecating humor. (I do have moments where I truly am frighteningly clumsy, not having thought things through, and more often I'm just plain stupid, with the same reason behind it.) If you found this joke to be offensive to your tastes and morals, I honestly and sincerely apologize. I never meant it to be a deliberate slap in the face of anyone with Polish heritage, and i only posted it in the name of pure fun. Oh I am not Polish, i just live here (although I am strangely patriotic about Poland). I haven't heard of this stereotype that Polish are clumsy! Maybe we just don't have it in Hungary
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Post by Glitch on Sept 3, 2017 16:34:16 GMT -5
@ Zeke: This joke utilizes negative stereotypes towards Polish heritage as the punchline; the Polish goldfish drowned, which is a jab at the polish heritage, subliminally inferring the (false) negative stereotype that the Polish are clumsy/stupid. It's the same as if someone told a "drunk Irish" joke. I only told it because: A) I've grown up with this joke for as long as I can remember and I can find the humor in it, just like "drunk Irish" jokes are funny, and B) I'm half Polish as is, so I consider it a form of self deprecating humor. (I do have moments where I truly am frighteningly clumsy, not having thought things through, and more often I'm just plain stupid, with the same reason behind it.) If you found this joke to be offensive to your tastes and morals, I honestly and sincerely apologize. I never meant it to be a deliberate slap in the face of anyone with Polish heritage, and i only posted it in the name of pure fun. Oh I am not Polish, i just live here (although I am strangely patriotic about Poland). I haven't heard of this stereotype that Polish are clumsy! Maybe we just don't have it in Hungary In Hungary everybody is *wait for it* hungry. sorry
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Post by medicpop on Sept 4, 2017 5:59:17 GMT -5
What did god give yogi.....a Bubu
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Post by satrix on Sept 4, 2017 6:04:28 GMT -5
So I went to buy a watch, the sales man said analog? I said no, just a watch.
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