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Post by thuscore on Sept 28, 2017 14:13:20 GMT -5
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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Post by endurance13 on Sept 29, 2017 16:06:41 GMT -5
What's the hardest thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right
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Post by tao on Oct 6, 2017 0:14:27 GMT -5
Wanna know how to make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a flashlight through her ear.
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Post by satrix on Oct 14, 2017 23:08:20 GMT -5
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Post by Glitch on Oct 16, 2017 1:35:23 GMT -5
I have three unwritten rules in life.
1. 2. 3.
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Post by Glitch on Oct 16, 2017 1:36:46 GMT -5
Double post, but this gets me in tears every time:
Do you know why the french cook committed suicide?
- He lost his huile d'olive.
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Post by satrix on Oct 16, 2017 4:37:41 GMT -5
Double post, but this gets me in tears every time: Do you know why the french cook committed suicide? - He lost his huile d'olive. Thats terrible...I approve.
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Post by satrix on Oct 16, 2017 4:38:19 GMT -5
What does a badger and an eagle have in common?
They both live underground, except the eagle.
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Post by nicomack7 on Oct 17, 2017 12:43:05 GMT -5
Did you hear about the kidnapping in Boston yesterday? He woke up.
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Post by nicomack7 on Oct 17, 2017 12:46:32 GMT -5
Why does Snoop Dogg always carry around an umbrella? Fo Drizzle
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Post by nicomack7 on Oct 17, 2017 12:50:26 GMT -5
Husband and wife were at a yard sale and bought a mirror that the seller said was magic. Once installed the wife looked at it and said "mirror mirror on the door, make my tits a 44" and boom, her tits busted out of her shirt. She ran out to her husband screaming "it works! It works!" So the husband, all excited, runs into the room, looks at the mirror and says, "mirror mirror on the door, make my dick touch the floor" and boom, his legs vanish.
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Post by nicomack7 on Oct 17, 2017 12:55:30 GMT -5
Husband and wife were talking one night. She was saying how she was thinking of getting a breast enlargement. The husband says, "Honey, you know we can't afford that. Ive got a better idea... every day, once or twice a day, go into the bathroom, grab a handful of toilet paper, wad it up and rub it between your breasts a few times. Do that for... how long've we been married?... 7 years?... do it every day for 7 years." "What? How's that supposed to work?" She said. He replies "well it worked for your ass"
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Post by nicomack7 on Oct 17, 2017 12:58:00 GMT -5
How does a redneck mom know her daughter is on the rag?
Her son's dick tastes funny
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Post by nicomack7 on Oct 17, 2017 13:07:46 GMT -5
Why did so many R-n-B fans die in the Vietnam war?
Because every time their commander yelled "Get Down!" They stood up and started dancing.
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Post by nicomack7 on Oct 17, 2017 13:10:55 GMT -5
What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.
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